living the life of the batwayne

I crave your attention. I love you.

- ravenclaw - marching band - jazz band - bari sax - clarinet - supernatural - ed edd n eddy - sherlock - doctor who - lord of the rings - les mis -

hahah, looking at this makes me think how my sidebar used to be so sophisticated and neat and now it's just alksejwkjfdjkdaa;wep4idfkjdfjfvgjkfghfhfdsa

orangemuses:

futurefantastic:

orangemuses:

guess who just went downstairs and got some leftover pork ribs

was it incumbent president barack obama

i mean i can’t definitively say no

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notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

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jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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tooquirkytolose:

Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

image

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revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

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